Oh Holy Cow

Oh Holy Cow

(tune of Oh Holy Night)

By Lette Tipton

 

Oh Holy cow,

You are so fat and yummy(juicy)(ulgy),

I wish you were,

sitting on my plate,

 

Oooh beef, oh how I truly miss thee,

Oooh oooh cow, you are a walking steak,

 

Waaaaaalk onto my plaaaate,

So that iiiiiiii may eat you,

Oh hooooooly cow,

holy cow,

I’m so hungry,

Oh cooooow,

im so hungryyy,

Oh cooow, please feed me.

 

Oh delicious cow,

Oh how my body needs you,

My tummy criiiies, cries for unity,

Oh cow, you look so tasty,

Holy cow, you look amazing

Oh hoooolllly cooooowwww

 

Oooh cow, you make me want to eat you,

Walking around, four legs on a burger

Steeeeak, tri-tip, burger,

Oooh cow, you make me hungry

Oh cow, oh holy cooow oooh holy cow